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Man O Man!
 When without money,
 eats vegetables at home;
 When has money,
 eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
 .
 When without money, rides bicycle;
 When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
 .
When without money walks to earn food
 When has money, walks to burn fat;

 Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
 .
 When without money,
 wishes to get married;
 When has money,
 wishes to get divorced.
 .
 When without money,
 wife becomes secretary;
 When has money,
 secretary becomes wife.
 .
 When without money, acts like a rich man;
 When has money acts like a poor man.
 Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
 .
 Says share market is bad,
 but keeps speculating;
 Says money is evil,
 but keeps accumulating.
 .
 Says high Positions are lonely,
 but keeps wanting them.
 .
 Says gambling & drinking is bad,
 but keeps indulging;

 Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..